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SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Heads-up before you plan that visit:

  • Are you autistic? Or disabled? The Columbus Zoo is probably not for you.
  • Are you considered low-income? The Columbus Zoo is probably not for you.
  • Older or tech-averse? Have a tremor? The Columbus Zoo is probably not for you.
  • Don’t trust their ability to keep your digital data safe? The Columbus Zoo is probably not for you.

That’s not a joke. It’s the pattern.

Columbus Zoo & partners lockup (original logo as provided)

Why we’re saying this (the short version):

Tip line (auto-investigation): tipline@columbuszoo.org — include: “I’ve been discriminated against”, “I have a disability”, “You’ve made the zoo less accessible to me”.

Not affiliated: This page is not affiliated with the Columbus Zoo & Aquarium. It compiles first-hand experience and linked/archived materials.

1) Introduction

Purpose: document accessibility barriers, discriminatory impacts, and policy/practice gaps—especially for autistic and sensory-sensitive guests—and provide escalation contacts.

Intent: help families decide with eyes open before buying tickets or renewing memberships.

2) Background & Context

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium believes EVERY guest deserves an exceptional experience regardless of age and ability.

Reality check: after the fraud scandal and leadership changes, the guest experience feels tuned for micro-transactions over inclusion. Fraud context: indictments summary (PDF).

3) Policy vs. Practice (Accessibility)

Official “Accessibility” page: columbuszoo.org/accessibility. It says call 614-645-3400 for accommodations; in practice, they’re inconsistently honored or denied.

3.1 ADA Guide: “We Aren’t Trained to Help You” (their words)

From the current ADA guide ADA Rides & Attractions Guide — “May 06” (2025):

ADA Guidelines & Access: The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium team members do not have the proper training to physically assist guests with disabilities. Please attempt to enjoy our rides and attractions with someone who is aware of your needs and can physically assist you when needed. Accessibility varies from ride to ride due to the design and safety requirements of each individual attraction.

Translation in real life: “physically” becomes a shield for not helping at all—even basic human decency. A manager wouldn’t even look at or speak to my autistic son when he bravely asked for his voice to be heard. No “sorry.” No “we’ll do better.” Just unrelated gaslighting about refusing physical cards to a family member with a tremor—and trying to tack on $30 she refused to pay.

3.2 KultureCity Certification: what it actually is

3.3 Timeline & Codified Discrimination

4) Evolv Security Scanners: Separation & False Confidence

5) Digital ID, Tracking & “Sustainability” Spin

6) Tyvek Wristbands

7) Cashless Policy & Economic Exclusion

8) Staff Training & Inconsistent Enforcement

9) Day-Ticket Loopholes, “Gold Card Abuse” & COPPA

10) Public Dialogue & Accountability

11) Contacts for Escalation

12) Recommendations

13) Closing

The promise of “EVERY guest” collapses under Evolv-driven separation, band/phone dependency, cashless exclusion, Tyvek waste, day-ticket loopholes (while targeting Gold holders), and inconsistent training. If you’re disabled, low-income, older, tech-averse, or simply expect working accommodations, know what you’re walking into—and don’t be surprised when the “modern” systems feel like barriers, not bridges.